WORST PAKOMENTARY!!

Off late the Pakistani's have found a befitting reply to Sidduisms. In fact they go one up, cos they're so successful in missing the context completely! Here's the best of Pakomentary that I observed during many matches of the tri-series in Pakistan, courtesy Ramiz Raja with some help from Aamir Sohail.

Its not clear as to how complimentary it was of Ramiz to say that "Simon Toffel won't refer to the third umpire unless it was absolutely not necessary"!

Though the "halp from flet track" accent could be accommodated the basics for all curators went for a six, when Ramiz gave this expert comment during the pitch report,"Its as flet as a mirror, a nightmare for the bats.."!

Cut to the middle of a blazing Sehwag innings and the Pakomentric sense of humor cuts loose complimenting an in form Sehwag. A boundary past midwicket n Aamir Sohail says "Sehwag's lovin it" and Ramiz snaps back"cos he ate at Mcdonald's".

That's not all that they find funny. There's no stopping this duo from having a blast in the box as they get overjoyed to see Mohammed Yousuf bust his package while fielding, dragging they're giggles into the countless replays they relish.

There's no end to Ramiz's fantasies as he fancies branding the Dhoni-Rohit partnership which was decently consolidating the innings, "this Dhoni-Sharma relationship.."!

After analyzing the match (and taking tables for bar charts) our man arrives at the presentation ceremony, where he promptly cautions the presentation party to handover the correct trophy to the man of the match!

Top it all up as the match referee is called on to receive his memento, our man blurts out, "YOU CAN REMOVE YOUR GOGGLES, THE MATCH IS ALL OVER!!"

GET IT RIGHT BEFORE LATE, IT'S INDIA OR CHINA NOT INDIA AND CHINA

I would like to start this reply quoting our Finance Minister Mr. Chidambaram. He said "Some people in India do not want India to b ahead of China". My friends please.. its my humble request, we the people of India need to realize that the greatest threat to India today is from China. China is our greatest, strongest, meanest, and most hazardous enemy ever. Its common Indian mentality to hate the people who are at the top, who dictate terms because of their success. USA is one such country which, like any other successful country is trying to control world affairs. India has always held its own turf against USA.

1. We snubbed USA when it came to protecting our farmers at the WTO on the issue of farm subsidies.

2. We have always been vocally against USA on the issue of attacking Iran.

Now lets examine another excerpt from the mail i got: "USA does not like the amicable relationship between India-Iran and also India-China. If India-China relationship gets stronger, then both these can rule the Eastern Part of the Globe which USA wants to break as pertheir divide & rule."

This part of this communist propaganda is nothing but a personification of hypocrisy.
It is impossible to divide India and China any further. China has always acted like our enemy and still does. I'll show you how:


1. Any man women or child who says "I'M PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN" will never take China for a friend. Last time we befriended them they replied with a war which has still scarred our nation with deep divisions in Tibet and the north east. It was a slap so bad no one, with any dignity can forget. Its simple.. "IF YOU FEEL ANY DIGNITY IN BEING AN INDIAN YOU'LL NEVER THINK OF INDIA AND CHINA AS FRIENDS. CHINA IS OUR ENEMY. PERIOD."

2. Everyone knows we could have won the war with our superior air force. But Nehru the coward visionary got scared and left the North East to fend for itself. Ever since that time China has supported the Junta in Burma and use it as a potential base against India. They build logistic support there and maintain military capacity in a clandestine fashion, they're also building ports and canals there to get access to the Bay of Bengal. They have always supported Pakistan, Maoists supported by China are gaining ground in Nepal like never before, they own Myanmar from all practical and strategic perspectives, now they're building ports close to Andaman and as far as Sri Lanka and increasing their influence around India."CHINA IS ENCIRCLING INDIA IN A VERY THREATENING WAY" If we still don't wake up.. India will forever be a Subordinate to China, like UK is to USA, ever since its misadventures at Suez.

3. CHINA CLAIMS SIKKIM. If you don't know, they refused to give Visas to Sikkim IAS officers as they claim Sikkim is theirs and Sikkim residents need no Visa to travel to China.

4. CHINA IS INHUMAN. I don't even need to elaborate on this. Go search the net and you'll find how communists in general and China in particular fare in Human Rights. So far as Government is concerned CHINA KNOWS NO RELIGION, NO DIGNITY FOR HUMANITY, NO DECENCY, to say the least. Any religious buildings preserved are only for the sake of tourism. How Cheap can you get?!

5. CHINA IS IRRESPONSIBLE TOWARDS MOTHER NATURE. You'll get ample info on this too. It'll also serve well to prove that we cannot afford to increase the production of thermal power any further.. Its unethical.. Its suicidal. Global warming (of which China is the leading cause) will soon cause Gangotri and with it Ganga to vanish!!

6. CHINA ATTACKS INDIA IN ANY CHEAP WAY POSSIBLE. IT'S DIVERTING WATER FROM BRAHMAPUTRA TO STOP INDIA TO GET AMPLE WATER SUPPLY. When north east's development is hurdled.. the divisive sentiments are used against Indian intigrity.

7. CHINA IS AGAINST ANYTHING SYMBOLIZING INDIA. China is the only country in the world that supports TIGER SKIN TRADE. China wants our national animal extinct. It has stooped low enough to actively support hunting and trade of tigers hunted inside our national reserves. This could be controlled only when Dalai Lama appealed to Tibetans.

I think its enough to break any illusions one might have about India and China prospering together " to rule the eastern world!!!" LAUGHS :D

Coming to Nuclear deal.

1. Our military purpose reactors will not under any IAEA scanner whatsoever. We're not dependent on USA for fuel. We have lots of suppliers like France, Australia, New Zealand to choose from.. including Russia(Keep that in mind).

2. Do you realize what this deal means? We will be the only nation outside the NSG to have supply of Nuclear fuel and technology while we rightfully pursue our military nuclear program. Its a vindication of India being the most responsible Nuclear weapons state.

3. Safety of fuel supply. There's every provision for India to stockpile nuclear fuel. We can develop a contingency stock for our reactors, which can be used if India does Nuclear tests, and if any country unintelligently decides to stop supplies. After all this, if the deal is broken, who cares, we can even use this fuel to develop weapons. No one can dictate terms to India in such a scenario. As such it'll be very bad business sense to stop supplies.. even if India does a nuclear test.

4. Don't you see the opportunity?! Why do you think USA wants the nuclear deal. There's no oil in India for American companies to exploit. India has only 1 greatest resource in the world. They want to exploit India's abundant cheap labor. Which the IT sector already facilitates in India and the manufacturing industry, in China. NOW.. Remember America is all about the capitalist interests of its companies. American nuclear companies, through this deal would be hoping to develop cheap technology in Asia rather than expensive productuion in America. This is impossible in China, their only remaining option? India.
Ones production facilities are established in India.. India will be the cheapest provider of nuclear technology in the world. We will then be the people laying sanctions not recieving them. DO YOU REALIZE THE STATURE OF INDIA IN THE WORLD THEN? You don't become a superpower through sheer hard work. You need to be smart.

AFTER ALL THIS.. IT'S CLEAR:

1. BOTH U.S. AND CHINA ARE RIGHT IN FLEXING THEIR MUSCLE AGAINST POTENTIAL ADVERSARIES. ITS WE WHO NEED TO STOP ACTING FOOLISH AND REALIZE THAT THE THREAT IS FROM CHINA NOT U.S.A.

2. U.S.A NEEDS US MORE THAN WE NEED THEM.. WE HAVE MANY OPTIONS.. THEY DON'T.

3. CHINA AND INDIA ARE BOTH RISING, AND ONLY ONE OF US WILL SURVIVE TO WORLD SUPREMACY.. ITS A FIGHT TO DEATH.

INDIA'S POWER WILL GROW ONLY AND ONLY WHEN CHINA'S POWER WILL BE FULLY OR PARTLY DESTROYED

WAKE UP!!!!!