LETS GET SHAMELESS AND VOTE CONGRESS TO POWER

And you thought only our politicians can take a U turn on issues and be hypocrites? Hah.. I can go 1 better. I'll tell you why we should vote for the congress. First the congress has a long tradition of rendering India spineless.. from Jawahar Lal Nehru to Manmohan Singh. Suits us doesn't it? After all keeping a straight spine and a stiff posture is quite tough. So we can go ahead with the grand preparations of playing second fiddle to China under congress rule, or better still, become a Chinese Colony with Karat and co. at the helm. We should vote for congress as we haven't had enough terrorist attacks. Not that BJP disappointed us on that front, but Congress' hospitality to terrorists has been par excellence. And when I speak of terrorism, I include everything, first the naxal (as they're homegrown) and then the external fundamentalists. Its a federal manner of facilitating terrorism. At center the Congress softens the legal deterrence, so these bastards have the balls to go about their dirty monkey business all across the country, while at state level all Congress ruled states prove to be the safest havens for terrorists and their arsenal. Perhaps even safer than the Durand line these days. AP, Maharashtra, and even Delhi. We should vote for congress because, c'mon admit it, we love to procrastinate. So much for the Rural Employment Program, which has been consistently falling extremely short of targets each year with an incremental difference. That, the figures while ground realities show that workers haven't even got their meager Rs,100 a day wage since 2-3 months. Get lost you Congress morons, the poor can get better jobs on they're own provided the great private entrepreneurial efforts today's India can reach the really needy villages. But how can Congress let that happen? The PM's Rural Road Development Program persued aggressively by the NDA government, which set India up for some inevitable growth in the years to follow, has also consistently shrinked in scale ever since the Congress ka haath took over. We should vote for congress because we love getting humiliated in the International Community. Or rather we're not even aware of the happenings out there, which gives congress the balls to stand up and talk about 'common man'. From the External affairs minister who resigned to the Home minister who resigned, epitome of disgrace. And now you have mister Quatrochi escaping scott free. And remember the CBI's humiliation in Argentina when they tried to nab him? Please don't get me wrong, I love Italians, and definitely do accept Sonia as an Indian. But, then why do I feel that she must've been dating Quatrochi before ourman Rajiv stepped into the frame? ;) Am kiddin, but no sensible brain can deny some connection. And you see that's why we should vote for Congress, cos they're the lone keepers of our undying traditions, 'Family before the Nation!'. And finally we should vate for the Congress as the 'Congress ka haath' reminds us that we're the mere subjects of the family, whose blessings we seek to have a life in this country. They're the party of the 'Aam Aadmi', a threat to India more grave that any terrorist. India is doomed so long as Indians don't realize that no 'Aadmi' is 'aam'. And Congress you must vote for, if you don't want to become 'khas' from 'aam', if you are the loyal subject and not sovereign.

COME BACK DARLING YOU WON'T FIND NIRVANA.. ONLY CHINA

Help.. help! this friend of mine who also gives an insight into her mind on the dopelist has gone absconding into the hills! I suspect she's joined a cult of pot smoking babas and must must be lying transed somewhere in the Himalayas searching for Nirvana. Anybody from the hills find this stoned shorty who just doesn't fit in there along with a gang of ganja babas, kindly rescue her. Tell her, her loving friends n family await and that there's no Shangri La over there,only China. Hope you're back by the time I post this. Huh.. Btw why am I posting this on my blog???

I KILLED TWO LOVERS: FEELIN DAM GUILTY :(

Saw two huge cockroaches in the sink when I was about to turn open the tap. They were huge and making love to each other. No way on earth they could have harmed me. But we humans don't have it in us to see the beauty in every creation and love it. So there I was, the antagonist of the love story, standing with a hit spray in my hand. To my human ey0e they appeared too ugly to be spared, and also the prospect of their numerous kiddos forming troops in my home was dreadful. (Despite living in a ground floor flat I've rarely have cockroach menace.) 'Woosshh..' came the spray, the two wouldn't have had the time nor the sense to know what just struck them.. There they lay dead like the lead characters of QSQT. For all the guilt I'm talking about, confronted with the same situation again, I don't think i'll act any dfferent.

WE ARE ALL LOTUS: KAMAL VAALAA BUTTON DABAYEN!

BJP poll symbol is actually an apt symbol of every Indian. We all specialize in creating wonderful and colorful lives in the middle of the worst crap. That's precisely been the functional motto of the BJP for the longest time. They might have many communal agendas which can easily be passed as BJP's prime motto, but as a voter I feel the only functional purpose of BJP is to rid the nation of the 'specta(se)cular procrastination' that we have been infected with ever since we got rid of the queen's rule. Some call the event as Independence.

BJP's the only anti-procrastination and pro-growth party today. The reason why it has in its league people with rather disturbing comunal ajendas is simple and apparent to any sensible mind. If you've gotto beat Congress at its own game of devide and rule, you have to have your own votebanks. Precisely the reason for the video being posted at the end of the post. The cause is our own ignorence of our own independence. The day the masses of India understand that, 'their government is not a king who should be kind to them (as the Congress ka haath seems to sybolize), but merely an orchestrator of a social framefork, which we then, as free men, have to use for our collective and individual growth', that day all parties have to choose between existence and votebank politics.

So you want to be the one who makes the difference, out of the crap and into the bloom? You have to vote for that Lotus gang, yes, the same gang to which that godforsaken Pramod Muthalikh and co. belong. My friends, its sad but true..

STONER SONGS!

Stoner songs!
In my mob!
Screamin out!
Lets get high!

Stoner songs!
In my mob!
Screamin out!
Lets get high!

Come to the horizon and go beyond
It happens when u see all that you never saw
So lets get there, drift away n sing wid me..

Stoner songs!
In my mob!
Screamin out!
Lets get high!

Stoner songs!
In my mob!
Screamin out!
Lets get high!

Like atom like is the vast universe
Look at the dark world above you to know who you are
duh.. raa raa.. duh.. raa raa.. duh.. raa raaaa..

Stoner songs!
In my mob!
Screamin out!
Lets get haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....