LETS GET SHAMELESS AND VOTE CONGRESS TO POWER

And you thought only our politicians can take a U turn on issues and be hypocrites? Hah.. I can go 1 better. I'll tell you why we should vote for the congress. First the congress has a long tradition of rendering India spineless.. from Jawahar Lal Nehru to Manmohan Singh. Suits us doesn't it? After all keeping a straight spine and a stiff posture is quite tough. So we can go ahead with the grand preparations of playing second fiddle to China under congress rule, or better still, become a Chinese Colony with Karat and co. at the helm. We should vote for congress as we haven't had enough terrorist attacks. Not that BJP disappointed us on that front, but Congress' hospitality to terrorists has been par excellence. And when I speak of terrorism, I include everything, first the naxal (as they're homegrown) and then the external fundamentalists. Its a federal manner of facilitating terrorism. At center the Congress softens the legal deterrence, so these bastards have the balls to go about their dirty monkey business all across the country, while at state level all Congress ruled states prove to be the safest havens for terrorists and their arsenal. Perhaps even safer than the Durand line these days. AP, Maharashtra, and even Delhi. We should vote for congress because, c'mon admit it, we love to procrastinate. So much for the Rural Employment Program, which has been consistently falling extremely short of targets each year with an incremental difference. That, the figures while ground realities show that workers haven't even got their meager Rs,100 a day wage since 2-3 months. Get lost you Congress morons, the poor can get better jobs on they're own provided the great private entrepreneurial efforts today's India can reach the really needy villages. But how can Congress let that happen? The PM's Rural Road Development Program persued aggressively by the NDA government, which set India up for some inevitable growth in the years to follow, has also consistently shrinked in scale ever since the Congress ka haath took over. We should vote for congress because we love getting humiliated in the International Community. Or rather we're not even aware of the happenings out there, which gives congress the balls to stand up and talk about 'common man'. From the External affairs minister who resigned to the Home minister who resigned, epitome of disgrace. And now you have mister Quatrochi escaping scott free. And remember the CBI's humiliation in Argentina when they tried to nab him? Please don't get me wrong, I love Italians, and definitely do accept Sonia as an Indian. But, then why do I feel that she must've been dating Quatrochi before ourman Rajiv stepped into the frame? ;) Am kiddin, but no sensible brain can deny some connection. And you see that's why we should vote for Congress, cos they're the lone keepers of our undying traditions, 'Family before the Nation!'. And finally we should vate for the Congress as the 'Congress ka haath' reminds us that we're the mere subjects of the family, whose blessings we seek to have a life in this country. They're the party of the 'Aam Aadmi', a threat to India more grave that any terrorist. India is doomed so long as Indians don't realize that no 'Aadmi' is 'aam'. And Congress you must vote for, if you don't want to become 'khas' from 'aam', if you are the loyal subject and not sovereign.